The Book of Team ADD Quotes

Really any awesome and memorable quotes of our guildmembers. WE NEED TO REMEMBER THEM FOR THEIR AWESOME.
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":c i sketched a beetle than then it ate my soul" -Andii

"Mary had a little lamb... THEN I ATE IT" -Ni

YES I ATE THAT FREAKIN LAMB. B)

I have a bunch of quotes.

"Yay ore ore ore *SMASH*" - Ni

Tear: WHAT?1
Tear: AGAIN?
Ni: I read that as WHAT? one.

"Collen is a huge priest he takes up half my screen" - Ni

"It's raining Andiis o.o" - Ky

"When monsters drop bandages... it looks like toilet paper." - Ni

Not really a quote but...

In ...was it Karu or Dugald Castle
[Guild]Moonlil: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[Guild](most of the party): o.o
*Moonie comes running in the room*
*Tear as Curtz comes in riding a broom... and ffff it looks suggestive*
Later on, Ni refers to Lady Gaga
Taru: I WANNA TAKE A RIDE ON YOUR DISCO STICK
Taru: TEAR ;D

"THEY SEE ME TROLLIN', THEY HATIN'" -Taru

CORRECT ME ON THIS ONE I DON'T REMEMBER EXACT WORDS
Ni: If I were Kelpie I would've tried to commit suicide by now
Andii: he already did
Andii: it didnt work

Andii: kelpie should go die in a hole
Andii: oh wait... he already did
Taru: He already did... 30 times

Ni: OOOOORRGGGIIIIEEESS
Andii: everybody take off your socks!
Taru: If I take off my socks I have to take off my whole outfit is that okay?

"AIYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYA" -Tearnese for "HI GAIZ IT'S TEAR"

I can't remember anything orz

"Elves are made of wet toilet paper and magic." - I think it was Kota

Andii: think we're ready?
Andii: ...wait travis went to get food
Andii: -not surprised-
Amy: lunch break? o3o
Andii: no... fat break x:
Amy: same diff
Amy: brb getting some dry cereal
Taru: brb getting some seaweed
Andii: f-- o.o

(derp this makes it easier to read)

Okay dried seaweed is delicious, I must say.

"FISHIES! Y U DO DIS TO NI?" - Ni when fishies wont let themselves be caught.

IN FIODH
*snake bites me*
*Amy kills the snake*
Amy: THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN BITE NI IS ME.

"I shall keel you before you fall asleep... Not while you're asleep... just before you fall asleep." - Amy

"My grandmother's making fun of me because I ate all the mac and cheese." - Andii

"Fleta is so elusive. I just want her to repair my robe. But she's like 'OMG IT'S NI!' *runs*" - Ni

Phantom Copper Silverware 1: Watch your table manners
Phantom Copper Silverware 1: Watch your table manners
Phantom Copper Silverware 2: Left hand for fork, right hand for knife.
Phantom Copper Silverware 1: Do not blow on your soup just because it's hot.
Phantom Copper Silverware 3: Watch your table manners
Ni: Watch your own table manners!

SRSLY WATCH YOUR OWN TABLE MANNERS.

Ni: I'M THE OBNOXIOUS GENERIC PERSON FROM CANADA.
Taru: WHO?


*Andii is in my mimic*
Ni: SCREW YOU, YOU'RE IN A BOX!
Andii: A sexy box.

"The only real girl's sport is varsity sandwich making >>" - Andii

Phantom Copper Tableware: Watch your table manners. Do not blow on your soup just because it's hot.
Ni: I WILL BLOW ON MY SOUP. SHUT UP.

Ni: COME ON KANTAN LE
Ni: TS KICK ASS
Ni: AND KILL THE ENTER KEY

"Whenever I'm in a plane I try looking out the window but I end up smooshing my face against it." - Ni

"I'm sick of these motherfucking wyverns on these motherfucking balloons!" - Kota

Kota: Ni is making fossils.
Ni: I'M NOT MAKING THEM!
Taru: Er. Fixing. Brushing.

Taru: Every day the Asians at my lunch table bring a banana with lunch.
Kota: To practice fellatio on.
Ni: Innuendo. DO YOU BRING ONE TOO?
Taru: YES. 8D MINE IS ALWAYS THE THICKEST.
Ni: HOLY-

*In Tear's house while I am under the table*
Ni: *bites Andii's leg*
Andii: -kicks under the table-
Ni: HE KICKED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I AM SO GLAD YOU REMEMBER ALL THOSE. THE BANANA ONE MADE MY LIFEEEE.

"Tell your friend I said

bongos"
-Tear

Amy (as Transcended): HI TARUUUUUUUUU
Taru: O: ALT ALERT
Sanji: No she's new o:
Amy: I'M NOT AN ALT
Ni: IT'S AINAI
Amy: YOU RUINED THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE
Ni: THERE IS NO ELEMENT OF SURPRISE
Ni: It's not on the periodic table!
Taru: NIWHORE IS A SURPRISE POKEMON

Ni: I can break my alliance temporarily
Taru: TRAITOR
Taru: ...wait I'm an elf

Moonie: this isn't pso
Moonie: wrong chat xD
Taru: THIS ISN'T PSO
Ni: THIS
Ni: IS
Ni: SPARTA
Taru: THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*choke*

LET'S HAVE SOME QUOTES FROM MY ALBEY COLORED GEM RUNS WITH KOTA, TARU, MEWNIE, AND PETITE

"HAD ENOUGH OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING ALBEY" - Taru

Taru: omg the gypsies in spain
Taru: *poke* dinerooooo? dineroooo? *poke*
Ni: LOL

Kota: oh hai
Ni: OH DIE

"I wish there was a tie-dye dungeon." - Ni

Okai end of Albey quotes.

NOW FOR MORE RANDOM ONES.

Andii: DAMMIT MISSED TRANS
Andii: Dx
Ni: IT'S OKAY I DID TOO D:
Kota: I DON'T HAVE TRANS LULZ
Andii: The reason I missed trans
Andii: is kinda funny >w>
Moon: scratched your foot?
Andii: nah, i was tryin to fart
Andii: xD
Kota:
Kota: fail
Taru: LOLWAT
Ni: wat
Moon: wat
Moon: xD
Andii: XD
Ni: Mine is because I'm eating ice cream

Tear: *throws bible at Taru*
Taru: OW Hello Jesus
Taru: I actually gotta go to church tomorrow... but prom messed up my sleeping
Ky: >.>
Tear: proooom
Taru: I read that as broom
Moonie: LOL

Ky (Giant): UH well
Ky: This is
Ky: awkward
Ky: I logged in
Ky: and Im naked, right
Ky: and next to me is
Ky: a naked human
Ky: And we are REALLY close
Taru: What were YOU doing after you logged off
Taru: sounds like a 'night after' scene
Taru: sorry, morning
Ky: It feels like it

So much win. <3

Okay I don't have this entire convo screenshotted but I'll do my best.

Andii: ...Some random guy walked over and punched a tree. D:
Ni: OMG D:
Andii: He has fat legs.
Ky: lol
Ky: I hate his armor. It makes you look so fat.
Andii: Why did those guys get naked. Ew.
Ky: Andii said Ew to naked guys?
Andii: No I said ew to the guy wearing that armor.
(Irrelevant stuff went here about shadow missions and naked guys and Andii's pants)
Andii: Wait... naked guys in my pants or shadow missions in my pants?
Taru: LOL
Ky: Both.
Andii: o.o Naked guys doing shadow missions in m- Omg that sounds so wrong.
Ky: Andii you have some big ass pants.
(More irrelevant stuff)
Andii: HI NAKED KIM. LET'S GO DO SHADOW MISSIONS IN MY PANTS. x:
Taru: YES.
Ky: <_< That sounds so straight.

Taru: lol I saw this cosplay skit about Sailor Moon
Taru: and they were telling Pluto that her opinion didn't matter
Taru: Because she's not a planet anymore
Andii: XD
Taru: And here I am thinking Moon is not a planet either
Taru: not to be confused with our Moonie
Taru: ...but she isn't a planet anyway
Andii: well...s-- yeah
Andii: xD
Taru: XD
Andii: febreeze smells nice

Andii: OMG
Andii: a can just liked... popped
Andii: and it scared the heck out of me o.o
Taru: o.o
Taru: I read that as pooped
Andii: Yes.... a can just pooped
Andii: ...i typed popopoed at first xD

LOL @ febreeze smells nice

IMA PUT A TON.

Travis: Andii burned his hand. >>
Ni: D: On what?
Andii: Straightener.
Ni: >> Figures.
Andii: Well actually I burned it on my hair but the straightener made it hot. .-.
Ni: ...xD
Travis: I am afraid of his straightener.
Andii: That's cause you stepped on it.
Travis: NO IT BIT ME
Ni: LOL
Travis: Twice.

Sumi: ~taps foot and bobs head~ x3~
Ni: *taps head and bobs foot*
Sumi: xD! That's an interesting picture.

-I was on a mule character proffing a wand by healing and Kota was keeping me company-
Kota: lol I had a lag spike
Kota: and it sounded like all your heals
Kota: were one giant heal bomb
Kota: IT WAS LIKE BOOM
Ni: OH MY GOD I HAVE HEARD THAT IT'S SO PAINFUL

Ni: Andii
Ni: Just as I passed your cat
Ni: the guy in the song said "souzou".
Andii: omg xD
Ni: HEAR THAT KITTY?

Ni: CAN I MARRY CANADA?
Ni: INB4 WHO

-When Taru had fat hips-
Ni: TARU
Taru: DON'T JUDGE ME
Ni: DEM HIPS

-Right after I trans'd to Paladin-
Andii: -transes-
Ni: xD
Andii: I can pretend. :c

-A gnu attacks Andii's cat and I beat it up-
Ni: You do not
Ni: hurt
Ni: the kitty.

Ni: BEHOLD ANDII IN HIS NATURAL HABITAT
-I get attacked by a masked goblin-
Andii: o.o
Ni: AS I GET AGGROED BY GOBLINS
Travis: Ni are you high?
Ni: WUT ... maybe.

Travis: Ima finish my milk <_< D<
-a minute later-
Travis: mmn Milk good for da bones D<
Ni: You better drink milk so I can chew on your bones after I eat you. :c

Taru: Schenectaderp
Ni: wat

Andii: I'm a man.
Ain: LOL
Ni: NO YOU AREN'T

:c

LOL poor Andii :c

Ni: I wish instead of the L-rod going
Ni: beep beep beep beep
Ni: it went
Ni: derp derp derp derp

Taru: for everywhere else you need to molest take artifacts from the statues
Ni: OMAI

Andii: should I buy blalistaas o.o
Andii: lol blalistalslflewoiawefaoj
Taru: BLAHLISTAS

Kelpie: As long as I'm alive, there's hope.
Taru: NO
Taru: KELPIE
Taru: AS LONG AS YOU'RE ALIVE
Taru: THERE IS NO HOPE

~~~CLOUD's EPIC WORDING FAIL~~~
Taru: to practice handling and all that
Cloud: I practice in bed
Cloud: wow
Cloud: that
Cloud: sounded
Cloud: wrong
Amy: Not at all
Taru: LOL
Cloud: but yeah
Cloud: I practice control in bed
Cloud: ...
Taru: quoted fo sho
Cloud: that too
Cloud: sounded wrong
Amy: Cloud you should
Amy: show me how you practice sometime
Amy: ;D
Taru: gahahaha
Ky: Use protection Cloud
Amy: THERE IS NO PROTECTION
Cloud: xD
Cloud: I practice ball control in bed
Cloud: Thats
Cloud: A bit better
Cloud: =D
Amy: NO ITS NOT LOL
Taru: Well...
Cloud: ...
Ky: That's just sick
Ky: /disown
Cloud: I PRACTICE BASKETBALL IN BED
Cloud:
Cloud: D=
Taru: At least it's not tennis
Ky: >.>
Amy: LOL
Ni: wowwww xD

Ky: He needs to be mentally
Ky: molested first
Cloud: I was
(at this point I died and couldn't get the rest of the convo)

Cloud: I lost my ball
Cloud: in a matter
Cloud: of 3 seconds
Ni: How big is it?
Ni: ...

Cloud: I had it in my hand
Cloud: and i was grabbing it tight

OH GOD THE BALL LMAO

Andii: Yaaaay my ego is t-- omg they said buttsex on TV.
Ni: BUTTSEX WHERE
Ni: *jumps up*

-Giant Lion spawned in the meadow and I flew above it-

Ni: He isn't that big.
Ni: Maybe the size of like...
Ni: 5 or 6 Sestas.
Andii: xD
Ni: Well what else am I supposed to use for size comparison!
Ky: >.>
Ky: <.<
Andii: A pop tart.
Ni: Okay let's see...
Ni: He's about the size of a thousand pop tarts.
Andii: OH MY GOD that's not too bad.
Ni: Screw you Andii now I want a pop tart!

Ky: LOL
Ky: Random fight
Ky: See what the hammer games do to people D:

Ky: Her comp keeps going
Ky: beepbeepbeepbeep
Taru: TEAR USE THE L-ROD

(about Berched)
Taru: yeah mr. NO AIRSPACE IN MY AIRSPACE
Taru: ...wait waht
Amy: LOL

Tear: I'd rather see Sieghart in a rapeman suit
Tear: B:
Tear: jk
Taru: LOLwat
Tear: NOTHING

(we were like literally sending messages at the same time on GC)
Taru: hohohoho
Tear: OHOHOHO
Tear: LOL
Taru: LOL
Tear: wow
Taru: XD
Tear: wanna play a couple of rounds?
Taru: I said wow in my head >.>

DOUBLE POST BUT I DON'T CARE

Kota: after math i am going to go to bed
Kota: har har i made a pun
Kota: after math
Kota: aftermath

also one I didn't screen and don't really remember exactly but this is the gist of it

Taru: CUTSCENE
Tear: YOU LOOK SO SEXY
Taru: LOL
Taru: I'M NOT EVEN IN THE CUTSCENE
Tear: LOL
Taru: IT'S RUAIRI AND TRIONA